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by paulie_amoose
Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:25 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Clacton death
Replies: 20
Views: 3325

Re: Clacton death

Worst possible news.. :(
by paulie_amoose
Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:31 am
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: The twitchers are at it again!
Replies: 13
Views: 1322

Re: The twitchers are at it again!

I blame the mirgrants, coming up here in the summer, takin our kitesurfing spots...
by paulie_amoose
Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:06 am
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Do constant Pump borrowers piss you off too??
Replies: 22
Views: 1442

Re: Do constant Pump borrowers piss you off too??

GRF wrote:I'm happy to spend loads of money importing the worlds finest kite pump so you don't do your pussy boy backs in pumping your kite up, does that count?


Bending over a Core pump would be like running an open invite on Grindr... You would get more traffic than the Mersey Tunnel in rush hour..
by paulie_amoose
Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:30 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Do constant Pump borrowers piss you off too??
Replies: 22
Views: 1442

Re: Do constant Pump borrowers piss you off too??

left me with a usless for me pump! No way - that's shocking - not to mention ballsy. a few years ago we went to turkey, someone swapped my nice new pump for their exact model of completely useless pump that didn't pump any air I blame the foreigners, with us going over there and them stealing our p...
by paulie_amoose
Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:32 am
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Do constant Pump borrowers piss you off too??
Replies: 22
Views: 1442

Re: Do constant Pump borrowers piss you off too??

I don't think anyone has ever asked to borrow my pump, not sure why, maybe I look crazy and unapproachable. someone did borrow my pump (whilst I was out riding) in Greece a couple of years ago and pump up their kite with a new large valve. They just discarded my adapter on the beach and left me with...
by paulie_amoose
Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:24 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: New Pump...
Replies: 10
Views: 799

Re: New Pump...

How heavy is this pump? weight is very important you know.. dont make me get out my bathroom scales again!
by paulie_amoose
Tue May 26, 2015 11:34 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: The £525, 9kg kite bar.......
Replies: 42
Views: 2188

Re: The £525, 9kg kite bar.......

Most kind of you to offer a sticker but I cannot guarantee any of the above though, it is surprisingly easy to post shit on the internet these days, you should go one of those Silver Surfer courses for the aged and see for yourself... I will PM you my address with slight trepidation, not sure weathe...
by paulie_amoose
Tue May 26, 2015 10:58 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Does anyone think this OK?
Replies: 15
Views: 1303

Re: Does anyone think this OK?

What you don't realise is that Monty is in fact Blast's driver and is often seen cruisin down Port Talbot maccy dee's, sniffin da bitches ass's. He was just chilling waiting for their return. He opened the windows himself and would have probably turned the engine on and run the air con if he got sli...
by paulie_amoose
Mon May 25, 2015 11:19 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: The £525, 9kg kite bar.......
Replies: 42
Views: 2188

Re: The £525, 9kg kite bar.......

But it's ugly. It looks shit, sorry but you really need to bin that, it's positively offensive. True it is old, dirty and frequented many damp places, although you may appreciate those qualities. Two things though, it is a long way under 2kg and even further under £525! Talking of old and dirty thi...
by paulie_amoose
Mon May 25, 2015 11:51 am
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: The £525, 9kg kite bar.......
Replies: 42
Views: 2188

Re: The £525, 9kg kite bar.......

whilst us rich people boost massive with our super light less than 2 kilo bar and line sets... Less than 2kg bar n line sets.. Invented by North in 2010 and available to you for about £50... God know how much it would weigh if I removed the salt n sand n shit technology... http://i339.photobucket.c...
by paulie_amoose
Sun May 24, 2015 12:30 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Hatteras USA 2015
Replies: 2
Views: 233

Re: Hatteras USA 2015

Looks amazing... Savage jealousy.. Until my girlfriend quits teaching I will never be able to go... :( #firstworldproblems
by paulie_amoose
Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:41 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Still Crispy
Replies: 217
Views: 25877

Re: Still Crispy

My first kite board here.. Like a trip down memory lane More flakey than crispy and the guy is honest about it, although not sure how good it is for beginners. Must be a 2002 jobbie.. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/F-One-kite-board-kitesurf-twin-tip-with-fins/141639771185?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&a...
by paulie_amoose
Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:31 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Epic Customer Service...... from Flexifoil!
Replies: 19
Views: 1760

Re: Epic Customer Service...... from Flexifoil!

A guy called Ollie.. I just went through the contact us form on the website..
by paulie_amoose
Fri Dec 19, 2014 7:16 pm
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Looking for Below Knee Boardshorts website or shop?
Replies: 11
Views: 1053

Re: Looking for Below Knee Boardshorts website or shop?

As a blond/light ginger I use this stuff. It is as good as P20 with the added benefit of not burning your eyes out when it washes into your face!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/SPF40-Aloe-Gator-Gel/dp/B0014ZU04G
by paulie_amoose
Fri Dec 19, 2014 12:34 am
Forum: The Chicken Loop
Topic: Looking for Below Knee Boardshorts website or shop?
Replies: 11
Views: 1053

Re: Looking for Below Knee Boardshorts website or shop?

I'll sell you these bad boys...

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